At work today people were talking about the flu, I think it must be a Government conspiracy, last year they spent millions (dont know the exact figure must of been a lot though) on advertising Swine flu and it didnt come to much. This year, without warning, people are popping off here, there and everywhere with it! My little treasure, THE best kid in the world, was ill before Christmas. She was sleeping at my house, I came in after a meal with friends, when I checked on her her temperature was 39.5. Thats hot, I dont know what that is in old money but its hot. Her mum came home after I had given her meds and tried to cool her off a bit. She rang Kernow Dr. An Asian lady Dr said on the phone, "mummy I want you do something and in 15 min I ring you back, you get freezing cold flannels and put them up her bottom, next to her anus, you know where her poo comes out, I ring back". Well I thought, thats a new one on me! So for 15 mins we put cold flannels you know where, when she rang back her temperature had gone down...............................2 degrees!!!!!!! My son said that must be an old Indian recipe! My friend said today, next time they offer me a flannel in a restaurant im refusing lol. ssssooooooooooooo top tip, if you get flu, get a temperature, get cold flannels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could be a slogan there x